"Rhino Droppings" I created rhinodroppings.com (inactive) in 2008, and I have always wanted to publish a book of my droppings, but I didn’t know how. I have over 700 Rhino Droppings eCards… all original content. One idea was to have a book of droppings that could be turned into postcards, with perforated lines on each page so that you could tear them out and send them. A second idea was to have a book of hundreds of my droppings, separated into categories (Bumping Uglies and Birthday Suits - blue, Turn offs and Tiny Units - yellow, State of the Union - red, Abstract Observations - green, and Just Because - orange), with links to an interactive mobile app and/or website to share your favorite droppings with your friends. A third idea was to have short stories next to each dropping that explain what inspired me to write it. I just want to share my droppings with the world. They’re inappropriate, and it takes talent to be this effective/offensive without any curse words! I got discouraged a few years ago and disabled my website because I didn’t know how to get published, so this is my chance…

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